I like to talk into a microphone sometimes

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blogwell:

I think I messed up. 

blackromney:

blackromney:

someone just walked in my study wearing a meme shirt holy shit

 H E SAW ME TRYIG NG TO TAKE A PICTURE AND SCREAMED “’ NO NOT AGAIN”” INT HE DEEPEST VOICE OH MY GOD

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bukuoshin:

…But what if you actually saw Shia LeBeouf in the woods?

well obviously you’d run.

juilan:

shavingryansprivates:

hello

Don’t say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I’ve been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will…

(Source: shavingryansprivates, via maxwellpuckett)

Poopsie doodle.

buttlicked:

There are tears coming from my eyes

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radicalruster:

“Yeah not like you do it like every fucking week and get almost nothing from it, RIGHT BRO!?

ISN’T IT NICE TO LIVE BACK HERE AND I HAVE TO STAY HOME NOW BECAUSE YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING HOUSE ON YOUR OWN BRO!? HUH!?” 

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ewelock:

Ladies.

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